After reading a short story "Those Three Wishes," about a girl who unwisely choses her words and wishes, I asked my students to tell me what they would wish for should a snail (story character) grant them three requests. Here are a few of their responses;
I wish...
I could stay looking like I'm at least 24 even if I'm older because I don't want wrinkles or gray hair.
(From the 5'4" girl) to slam-dunk because it's my goal on the court.
that America's debt was paid in full somehow because I'm not looking forward to paying higher taxes.
for a bagel because I'm hungry.
a never empty wallet, because we're always broke & its the main reason my parents fight.
for a dinosaur because I like dinosaurs.
that I could fly, cause that'd be cool.
we would have a house without my dad.
to own my own airline.
that my dad didn't have cancer.
to be the most feared person, me and my friends and the girls like us.
to GET a rock band.
to have a trampoline because I love those things.
for no endangered zebras.
for my parents to be together because it hurts that they are not.
that none of my wishes would backfire!
for a baby brother because I can't hold mine.
to not wish for anything because wishing for myself only is just greedy.
for 100 pizza's, I love pizza!
for everyone in the world to have a good home.
for a housekeeper for my parents.
to get an education and make $ because without it I'd be nothing.
for a Mountain Dew because I'm thirsty.
for the best truck ever so I won't get stuck in the mud.
that the world and human race will last forever.
read minds to see what people really think of me.
to understand all languages so I can travel across the world.
for people to like me for who I am.
to solve the national debt because it's really high.
for no wishes because when humans get unstoppable power they start abusing it.
I could eat tons of food and never get fat.
individuals would have an overwhelming desire to do good and serve others.
Monday, March 15, 2010
Wishes...
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Friday, March 5, 2010
Hot in here
C: Why is it so hot in here?
P: Cause I'm here...
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Thursday, February 25, 2010
Literally
In S's story about her Grandmother passing away she included the line, “I loved her to death, literally.” Four boys tried to fight it, but they lost it. S was like, “What, I don’t get it, why are you laughing; this is a SAD story, duh.”
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Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Twilight for Nerds
H's essay about the things she finds annoying:
Harry Potter is so annoying. It's like Twilight for nerds..."
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Thursday, February 11, 2010
Comparing countries
Question: Compare China to another country.
Student Answer: Oh, so like I should compare China to Prosser?
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"Bear Arms"
Test question: Which right in the Bill of Rights is the most important to you and why?
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Country versus Countryside
Book: 78% of the Chinese population lives in the country.
Student: 78% of the Chinese population lives in the country? How can that be if they live in China? Doesn't everyone in China have to live in the country?
We then learned the difference between a country and the countryside...
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Plan Period
Teacher sees student hanging around in bathroom after the bell rang and says: Don't you have somewhere you are supposed to be?
Student: Nah, it's my plan period.
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Now I've seen everything...
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Monday, February 8, 2010
Brain Farts...
LZ: Mr. H, I keep hearing people say this, but I don't know what it is. What are brain farts?
Mr. H: It's when your brain just kind of 'pfffffts' out and you forget stuff.
LZ: Ohhhhh! Katie has those all the time.
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The history of phones
Student 1: Mrs. Walker, were there cell phones in the 80s?
Me: No there were not.
Student 2 (Dead serious): Were there phones at all in the 80s?
Me: No K, we used tin cans and yarn to communicate with each other.
Student 2: Seriously, that's so cool!
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Saturday, February 6, 2010
The big number 13
S: Mr. H, this weekend is my birthday.
Mr. H: Happy Birthday!
S2: Yep, she’s turning the BIG number 13.
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Test Sympathy
Math class humor...
My students are on fire today!
Chantelle: Mr. H, I got 25/44 on my test.
Mr. H: yeah, you need to study more.
Chantelle: Can’t you just give me some sympathy points?
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Thursday, February 4, 2010
Confusionism...
Each morning our office staff reads an inspirational quote or message on the morning announcements. Today's message pertained to what they said was,"The religion of Confucianism." My class started hysterically laughing and I said, "I don't get it what's so funny?" They quickly elected a spokesperson who announced, "There is an entire religion based on confusion?"
Ahh Master Confucious, what would you think about that?
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The Day the Music Died
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Science Class...
A little science humor...
Student 1 walked into class as Student 2 had just answered a question about the cell cycle and I responded back with part of my response being “a cell cycle”, Student 1 hears my words and asks “Did you just say he is asexual” – a cell cycle – asexual
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Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Sensory/Censored Language
In my student written notes for word choice, I stated that they should use sensory language. Student responded, “You want us to cuss?”
Censored language, sensory language. Hmm.
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Captions oh captions...
Assignment was to provide a caption for the picture provided. Perhaps inappropriate, but hilarious nonetheless...
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Tuesday, February 2, 2010
The smell of luck
From Mr. H:
Today, I crumpled up and threw a paper in the trash can, like a basketball shot. It bounced off a cabinet and went in. A said, "You are just lucky today." I crumpled another paper and this time did it without looking. It bounced off the wall and went in. A said, "See, Luck. I could smell the luck in the air when I walked in here." T replied, "That might not have been luck you were smelling."
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The Jackie Robinson Story
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Spelling Bee
Today was the annual classroom spelling bee, and my students did not disappoint. Here are a few of my favorite answers:
Teacher: Cancellation
Student 1: Can I get the next word?
Teacher: No C, your word is cancellation.
Student 1: C-a-n-c-a-l-a-s-h-u-n
Teacher: Incorrect. Hanna, you are next, the word is cancellation.
Hanna: C-a-n-c-e-l-l-a-t-i-o-n
Teacher: That's Correct
Student 1: That's messed up, she gets all the easy ones!
Teacher: Entrepreneur
S: ?????????
T whispers: It starts with an "X"
S: O-n-t-r-e oh I give up, X-Y-purple-capital 7
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Born Ready
Missed school on Friday and came back to a sub report that made me chuckle a bit. When leaving the library, the sub asked students, "Are you ready?" C responded without missing a beat, "Miss, I was born ready..."
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Great quotes that last forever...
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The Australian Language
S, "Hey A, what language do they speak in Austria?"
A, "Umm, Australian?"
S, "HAHAHAHA!"
A, "Gees, only ask me about ones I'd know!"
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Friday, January 29, 2010
Ahh, the reasons to have children...
When trying to hook up a 9V battery in my room, I touched it to my tongue to see if it still had juice. One student said, “My dad does that. It shocks him.” A second student said, “My dad makes me do that for him.”
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Sweet Coaching
From Mr. Heitschmidt's 7th Grade A Squad Basketball team. While watching one of our girls on a fast break, dribbling with her head down, us coaches yelled “Look up!” referencing the open girl down by the hoop. She immediately looked straight up at the roof, as if a tile was falling down on her.
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Tuesday, January 26, 2010
The World According to S and A
Andre said he definitely couldn't live in Sweden because he doesn't know "Swedenese" and when asked if he could move to Tokyo he responded, "No way, I don't know Chinese!"
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Monday, January 25, 2010
Right in the Middle
We were scoring Six Trait writing and the students had to score a paper using a 5-3-1 rubric. O decided that the rubric wasn’t quite fitting and gave the student a 2.5 in Voice. I told the class I was rounding her score up to a 3 for the class total sheet. M announces, “How can it be rounded to a 3? 2.5 is right in the middle of 3 AND 1…”
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